Gambling Gods Nightmares This Month.

It's been a rough month bettin-wise for me. I only hit ONE bet this entire month. Then again a lot of it is due to my greed.

1) Parlay (3 Teams) 03/02/09
bet 10.00 to win 113.38 Result: Wager Lost
Mavericks(Dallas) 87
Thunder(OklahomaCity) 96
Thunder(OklahomaCity) +175

Villanova 77
NotreDame 60
Over 157

Villanova 77
NotreDame 60
Villanova +135

I mean are you serious? Get the 2 underdogs right but fail to hit on the over because they refused to get into a shootout? Come the fuck on.

2) Parlay (3 Teams) 03/16/09
bet 7.77 to win 46.62 Result: Wager Lost
Raptors(Toronto) 86
Bobcats(Charlotte) 112
Under 194

Rockets(Houston) 95
Hornets(NewOrleans) 84
Under 182.5

Spurs(SanAntonio) 76
Thunder(OklahomaCity) 78
Under 187

Since when do the Bobcats know how to score???

3) Parlay (2 Teams) 03/16/09
bet 6.67 to win 17.34 Result: Wager Lost
Nets(NewJersey) 96
Nuggets(Denver) 121
Nuggets(Denver) -13.5

Nets(NewJersey) 96
Nuggets(Denver) 121
Under 204.5

Hindsight is 20/20 and the Nets were coming from a game the night before and their 2nd best player was injured...but lookin back, yeah takin the under was RETARDED.

4) Parlay (3 Teams) 03/17/09
bet 6.00 to win 151.08 Result: Wager Lost
Michigan 62
Clemson 59
Michigan +180

VaCommonwealth 64
UCLA 65
VaCommonwealth +240

WKentucky 76
Illinois 72
WKentucky +175

Hearbreak City. Maynor take a better shot PLEASE.

5) Parlay (9 Teams) 03/17/09
bet 7.33 to win 2,199.00 Result: Wager Lost
American 67
Villanova 80
Over 129

ClevelandSt 84
WakeForest 69
Over 137

Cornell 59
Missouri 78
Missouri -13

MississippiSt 58
WashingtonU 71
WashingtonU -5

Radford 58
NorthCarolina 101
Over 163.5

Temple 57
ArizonaSt 66
Under 124

Tennessee 75
OklahomaSt 77
Over 158

WKentucky 76
Illinois 72
Over 124.5

Wisconsin 61
FloridaSt 59
FloridaSt -2.5

The 3 games I lost in this one: the UNC-Radford game had 87 in the first half combined (53-34) but slowed from there on Radford's side...the Tennessee-OK State game was oh so close...and Florida State had Wisconsin down and out but it wasn't meant to be. FUCK.

6) Parlay (7 Teams) 03/18/09
bet 6.11 to win 458.25 Result: Wager Lost
CSNorthridge 70
MemphisU 81
MemphisU -20

Cornell 59
Missouri 78
Missouri -13

ETennSt 62
Pittsburgh 72
Pittsburgh -20

MississippiSt 58
WashingtonU 71
WashingtonU -5.5

MorganSt 54
Oklahoma 82
Oklahoma -16.5

PortlandSt 59
Xavier 77
Xavier -10.5

TennesseeChat 47
Connecticut 103
Connecticut -20.5

Personally I was stunned that Memphis nor Pitt could cover. If I did check on East Tennessee State's prior history in the tourney though; I mighta stayed away from that one but how Memphis didn't obliterate Cal-State Northridge is beyond me.

7) Parlay (8 Teams)
bet 5.00 to win 750.00 Result: Wager Lost
1American 1stHalf 41
1Villanova 1stHalf 31
Over 60

1Arizona 1stHalf 34
1UtahU 1stHalf 29
Over 62.5

1Binghamton 1stHalf 34
1Duke 1stHalf 45
Over 64.5

1Blazers(Portland) 1stHalf 36
1Cavaliers(Cleveland) 1stHalf 34
Under 93.5

1MinnesotaU 1stHalf 35
1Texas 1stHalf 39
1Texas -2.5

1MorganSt 1stHalf 21
1Oklahoma 1stHalf 40
1Oklahoma -9.5

1VaCommonwealth 1stHalf 25
1UCLA 1stHalf 35
Over 63.5

1Warriors(GoldenState) 1stHalf 51
1Lakers(LA) 1stHalf 52
Over 117.5

6-2. VCU was sloppy/slow in the first half. The Warriors-Lakers did surprise me tho.

8) Straight Wager
bet 19.00 to win 18.10 Result: Wager Lost
MoreheadSt 54
Louisville 74
Louisville -21.5 (-105)

Honestly I woulda put the bank on this bet. I'm absolutely stunned that L'Ville couldn't cover. They annihilated them 79-41 earlier in the year...not to mention they're a fuckin play-in team. DEAR GOD.

9) Parlay (6 Teams) 03/21/09 14:27 ET
bet 6.44 to win 257.60 Result: Wager Lost
LSU 70
NorthCarolina 84
Over 159

Purdue 76
WashingtonU 74
Over 140

TexasA&M 66
Connecticut 92
Connecticut -10

TexasA&M 66
Connecticut 92
Over 136

Texas 69
Duke 74
Over 139.5

WKentucky 81
Gonzaga 83
WKentucky +11.5

My most agonizing bet of them all because in my head I had a strange feeling the LSU-UNC game wasn't gonna go over...also I had other bets in mind that wound up being correct (ie- WKU-Gonzaga Over 145; Texas +7.5; MD-Memphis Over 131; Villanova -2.5; UCLA-Nova Over 145.5; Purdue +1.5...I wouldn't have done UNC or Maryland's spreads) This bet will haunt me for a while. LSU-UNC woulda went over but the first half wasn't that great.

10) Parlay (4 Teams) 03/21/09
bet 5.00 to win 62.92 Result: Wager Lost
1Texas 1stHalf 29
1Duke 1stHalf 36
1Texas +4 (-105)

1Texas 1stHalf 29
1Duke 1stHalf 36
Over 65

1WKentucjy 1stHalf 37
1Gonzaga 1stHalf 35
1WKentucjy +6

1WKentucjy 1stHalf 37
1Gonzaga 1stHalf 35
Over 67.5

Thing was also...my brain was goin "DUKE DUKE DUKE because DUKE always fucks you." Had I listened I woulda at least won somethin.

Total spent on these: $79.32
Money I missed out on barely: $4,074.29

And so on.