NFL Week 16 Bettors Guide.

Last Week: 11-5 straight up & 6-8-2 against the spread.
Overall: 136-72 straight up & 102-101-4 against the spread.

All Odds Courtesy of Oddsmaker.

San Diego Chargers (+3) @ Tennessee Titans: I don't think anyone knows why the Chargers are underdogs here. The Chargers are stream-rolling and they still have something to play for which is the #2 seed. Tennessee has a LOT to play for as well as they can still salvage their season & even make the playoffs with the right breaks but...San Diego 24 Tennessee 21

Houston Texans @ Miami Dolphins (-3): This game reeks of a push honestly. The loser of this game is in tons of trouble and a Texans loss basically eliminates them because they have the worst conference record of the remaining 8 teams fighting for the wild card. We know the Texans MO, win the meaningless ones, flop when it counts so...Miami 23 Houston 17

Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh Steelers (-2): The Steelers saved their season last week with that Santonio Holmes remix & one thing is that they OWN the Ravens at Heinz Field. Usually the under 41 would be a lock but not with the way Pitt now plays. Pittsburgh 27 Baltimore 21

Kansas City Chiefs (+13.5) @ Cincinnati Bengals: I just don't know how the Bengals are gonna come out considering the week they just had and this is a vastly inferior (albeit at times fiesty) KC squad they're facing. I suspect they'll be flat. Cincinnati 24 Kansas City 17

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ New Orleans Saints (-14): I think the pressure of no longer being undefeated will help the Saints here against this pathetic Bucs squad. New Orleans 38 Tampa Bay 14

Jacksonville Jaguars (+7.5) @ New England Patriots: The Pats to be quite honest have been very unimpressive lately. Meanwhile, the Jags with the extra 3 days off and their schizo tendencies will cover...and pull off the upset. Jacksonville 23 New England 20

Oakland Raiders @ Cleveland Browns (-3): Both teams play hard my man. But before you think Oakland will pull off the upset, in games immediately following their victories they are 0-4 SU/ATS and have lost by a combined 119-23. Cleveland 24 Oakland 10

Seattle Seahawks @ Green Bay Packers (-14): *Sucks teeth*. Lock of the week right here; book the Packers' postseason plans and throw away the fuckin key. Green Bay 34 Seattle 7

Carolina Panthers (+7) @ New York Giants: I never trust the Giants given a spread like this. Do you? Yes it's the fighting Matt Moores but he gives this squad a much better chance than Delhomme does. Giants win though. NY Giants 27 Carolina 21

Buffalo Bills (+9.5) @ Atlanta Falcons: Zzzzzzzzz..UNDER CITY USA...zzzzzzz. Atlanta 17 Buffalo 14

Detroit Lions (+12.5) @ San Francisco 49ers: Man what the fuck happened to Daunte Culpepper?? Frank Gore will have a field day with this defense but remember who the Niners' QB is. San Francisco 27 Detroit 17

St. Louis Rams @ Arizona Cardinals (-14): It was alarming seeing how the Cards nearly blew that one in Detroit but we will return to our regularly scheduled programming even though the Rams have played hard recently. Arizona 38 St. Louis 14

New York Jets @ Indianapolis Colts (-6): Last Saturday I joked about how my boys would end the Colts' undefeated streak. Then Sunday's abysmal performance came. Then the realization that this is a 4:15 game AND the Jets haven't won a meaningful December game against a legit team in God knows how long. RIP Playoff Hopes :(. Indianapolis 27 NY Jets 13

Denver Broncos (+7) @ Philadelphia Eagles: I have a funny feeling about this one because the Broncos have beaten the Cowboys & Giants as well in the NFC East this season. I know both games were at home but with this average as all hell team they can win this one...just so long as they don't give up the McNabb-to-Jackson long bomb. Denver 24 Philadelphia 20

Dallas Cowboys @ Washington Redskins (+7): Cowboys humbled the Saints IN NEW ORLEANS. Skins just got demolished. You know what this means. Washington 17 Dallas 14

Minnesota Vikings @ Chicago Bears (+7): UGH...the Monday Night game?? Really? Whatever... However, something must give. Will Minnesota wake up & smell the coffee on the road where lately they've been very flat? Will Chicago finally cover? Both answers are yes so...Minnesota 23 Chicago 17

And so on.