Change of Heart.

Sometimes in life, you gotta endure changes that you don't want to make, but for your own good you have to. Certain things in life that you have to accept, no matter how much it makes you cringe- you'll inevitably get over it. You're happy and selfless one minute, the next, you're cold-blooded and selfish. Right now, I'm the latter.

This is how I roll in certain scenarios:
Good DK- Yeahhh go for the gold!
Evil DK- I hope you trip and break your clavicle.

Good DK- Way to do it good work out there! (butt-slap if she's a girl maybe)
Evil DK- Want a fortune cookie? I'll make sure to get the ones with the lucky numbers in it...

Good DK- Damn man I'm sorry. I got you tho.
Evil DK- Yeah and what now? Misery needs company bitch.

Good DK- Laughs with your jokes and is merry.
Evil DK- Tells you to fuck off and only laughs at things like this youtube clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=eKlmviAqMOc&feature=related

Good DK- Will take you to a comedy club, a hookah bar, Ripley's Believe it or Not.
Evil DK- Will only want to be a man-slut, make you lick the wrapper, and play hot potato.

Good DK- Will look into your eyes and tell you how much you mean (the world).
Evil DK- Will look into your eyes and tell you how much you mean (like a cockaroach in his old Crown Heights apartment).

Good DK- Will get you into the game like Chris Paul and dish out hella assists.
Evil DK- Will jack up more shots than Jamal Crawford at a Rucker Park game.

Good DK- Listens to your stories, nods his head and if he has to be Dr. PhilNegro then will do so.
Evil DK- Could give 2 shits and will Simon your shit out and put you on an American Idol rejects DVD.

Good DK- Wants to get to know your personality.
Evil DK- Wants to get to know your physicality.

And lastly
Good DK- Has as good of a response time as post-911
Evil DK- Has as good of a response time as FEMA.

And so on.