The Art of Kok Blok Dojo.

If there's one thing that I can't stand with a passion, it's cockblockin. When you go out, whether its to a club, bar or wherever the fuck you go...course there's gonna be girls, there may be liquor and so on. You actually decide to man up and go find a chick (or even a group of chicks) to talk to. Whether you're spittin game or actually just havin a normal conversation is irrelevant. Things are goin good until one of these 2 happens:

1) Hey girl, we gotta get moving.
2) The Jock Block (dude tries to come in and ruin your shit).

As far as with the girl cockblock is concerned...she'll claim that she's doing it for the greater good. "Gotta watch my girls..." In other words, she just mad that she ain't gettin attention. Now if the original girl you're talkin to is givin you signals/vibes that she ain't diggin you, then that's perfectly fine. But don't playa hate, congratulate, and the next dude will eventually come on down and be the next contestant of the Price is Right. A way to try and combat this maneuver is to introduce yourself to the cockblock herself and if you can ease her mind to where she won't cockblock, then you have a much better shot. And you know what, not everyyyy dude is tryin to hit it and quit it on the first night. So you can either comprehend it, or compliment it...cause it's all authentic son.

Another thing I can't stand with a passion is when you simply tryin to dance with a girl and her friends give you this cock-eyed look like oh no what the hell this dude doin. I guess I understand where they come from bc the standard has been set by dudes over 35 who really should be married but are still clubbin (forgettin they're not 23 anymore) and by dudes shorter than 5'2 tryin to cop a feel on a 5'7 girl. But not every dude is tryin to cop a feel...we just tryin to have a good time...and at a club, I could care less about takin one of them home, much less even tryin to get into a relationship with one because honestly...how many successful relationships began by meetin someone at the club hah? That's why I like Carribean parties, bc girls allow dudes the opportunity to dance up on em. I feel like most other girls in that category are too insecure/picky. Sidenote: biggest bullshit quote ever: "I'm only a good dancer when drunk." Translation: "You couldn't dance for shit if we gave you an ass-transplant and a very deep tan. You're genetically incapable."

The Jock Block may agitate me more. Can't you see that they're other girls that need attention too, yet you decide to come and try runnin your mouth in my zone? Not now chief. It's frustratin (especially Long Island style) when it seems like you may get somewhere and then a dude comes in that the chick knows (acquaintance or whatever the fuck) and then she totally forgets about you and goes "OHHH MY GAWD WASSUPPPP?!?!?!" Game over, insert coins to continue. The other day I had an instance on the Long Island Railroad where I'm innocently talkin to these five ladies that were on there (I was sittin behind them) and all of a sudden some random 40 year old virgin (well...who knows) decides to just park his ass right in-between the five of them. The girls basically stop talkin and pretend to go to sleep, killin my game and further increasing my frustration. To top it all off, he gets off at my stop, leaving me no time to do my thing. I get a "it was nice meeting you" but that's no consolation; I didn't even get to introduce myself! Hah.

How to combat the jock block? Really there's not much you can do about it if she's a friend of the dude, or if you were in my position. Because if I continued talkin to them then he might chime in, and the ladies wouldn't have been down with that. If it's another dude tryin to steal your shine, you're gonna have to play defense. Since I have niggeritis, it may be more difficult for me to, but at the same time, I let her decide her move in that instance...if she's diggin me to that point then she'll know what's good for her good.

And so on.