NFL Week 8 Bettors Guide.

Last Week: 9-4 straight up & 5-7-1 against the spread.
Overall: 59-28 straight up & 46-40-1 against the spread.

Express time.

Houston Texans (-3.5) @ Buffalo Bills: Bills have fucked with me the past 2 weeks. 3 times is a charm however since they'll actually be playing a team with an offense this time. Houston 27 Buffalo 17

Miami Dolphins @ New York Jets (-3.5): Honestly I'd tell you to stay away from this one because it's helter skelter but for some reason the Jets have an 11-game winning streak in 1pm games. It extends today after a last minute Miami drive falls short this time. NY Jets 24 Miami 20

San Francisco 49ers @ Indianapolis Colts (-13): Ha. Indianapolis 31 San Francisco 13

St. Louis Rams @ Detroit Lions (-3.5): The Rams have a legit chance in this game no bullshit. They just won't win that's all. Detroit 24 St. Louis 17

Seattle Seahawks @ Dallas Cowboys (-10): Seattle doesn't travel well whatsoever and they usually get blitzed. They fared horribly last year in the D and I expect more of the same this week. Dallas 34 Seattle 20

Cleveland Browns (+12.5) @ Chicago Bears: Do you really trust the Bears with that many points?? Fuck outta here. Chicago 21 Cleveland 13

Denver Broncos (+4.5) @ Baltimore Ravens: Time for me to stop doubting the Broncos who are one of two teams with a perfect record ATS (the Saints are the other). They know how to finish games while the Ravens cannot. Denver 24 Baltimore 21

NY Giants @ Philadelphia Eagles (+1.5): The Giants are in a funk and I don't see it ending this week...even with the Eagles on a short week. Philadelphia 27 NY Giants 20

Oakland Raiders @ San Diego Chargers (-16.5): The question though is which Raiders team will we see? Will it be the one that tried valiantly against the Chargers & beat the Eagles? Or will it be the one that got annihilated by the New York teams? I lean on the latter. San Diego 35 Oakland 10

Jacksonville Jaguars (+3) @ Tennessee Titans: What? Jacksonville 21 Tennessee 14

Carolina Panthers @ Arizona Cardinals (-10): In the playoffs last year Jake Delhomme had a nightmare for the ages against the defending NFC champs. Oh and guess who has the NFL's top rated rush defense? If the Cards force Delhomme to throw again even with their 30th ranked pass defense...look out. Arizona 31 Carolina 17

Minnesota Vikings @ Green Bay Packers (-3.5): You be the judge. Does Favre make a triumphant return to Lambeau? I say no. I say stay away also but I have to make a choice here. Green Bay 28 Minnesota 21

Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Saints (-11.5): Monday Night in the Superdome= Raucous. Yezzir. Take the over and RUN. New Orleans 41 Atlanta 27

And so on