At the end of the day.

1) I'm really a relationship guy. Sure it's fun to fool around from time to time, spit some G to the ladies and get digits, make out, whatever...but at the end of the day I'm lookin for a chick in the long run who is intellectually stimulating, beautiful (on both ends of the spectrum) and so on.

2) The chick that you wind up settlin down with, if you're gonna marry her, looks do matter. Yeh they matter less than they did when you were a teen or if you wanna hang-n-bang but think about your kids, you don't want to pump out ugly ones. If a chick is prettier than you, her genes will even out your ugliness and the kid will be aight hah. Gotta have a legacy.

3) How can you get into a chick's pants if she's wearin a dress/skirt?

4) I really do enjoy workin at the Apple Store, even if it's something I didn't see happening at this point last year. And it will help me out in the long run bc I interact with hella people per day and that'll improve my social skills.

5) I almost want an iPhone 3G but no Verizon= no phone. I'll get an iPod touch tho.

6) There's no use in trying to keep up with people and over the course of your lifetime you'll see who come and go so although it's tough- it's best to not get too close to people. By now you know who your real best friends are anyway.

7) I can run a mile in 8:30 which for a man my size ain't bad. But I need endurance now...

8) The beach is overrated.

9) I can't believe how grown some of these "incoming college freshmen and freshwomen" look when they come into my store...and on the flipside, how young lookin some of them are too.

10) Is waiting 8 hours on line for a cell phone worth it?

11) International chicks > Out-of-state/Upstate chicks > NYC chicks in terms of friendliness.

12) Clubs are overrated. The equation why: $25 cover + $12 drinks + chicks who only wanna dance amongst themselves + competing with "ballers" who buy bottles + low hook-up rate + very low relationship-worthy rate + the world Kok Blok Dojo championships= Trash.

13) Thursday is the new Friday. Friday is the new Saturday. Saturdays are overrated bc they're LI nights.

14) I am a very impatient person when it comes to ladies.

15) http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=41121711&l=c20e3&id=803469

16) Facebook > Myspace > Whore House > Craigslist.

17) Hanley Ramirez > Jose Reyes > Jimmy Rollins.

18) Gambling Gods only are evil when you're on a roll or if you try to bet on more than 3 teams.

19) BJ Ryan cost me $155.

20) I'm a bandwagon Devil Rays fan as well now.

21) Jersey girls = Long Island girls.

22) Philadelphia/South Jersey= jungle fever. Hence chicks there > Long Island.

23) Express shirts/shirts with funny quotes on them > Ed Hardy, Affliction shirts.

24) The tight jeans down to the ass/rockstar belt/80's baby look= Gay.

25) Best word ever after fuck= Cunt.

26) Female masturbation > porn.

27) Long Island > Staten Island. That's the only love LI gets.

28) Most underrated karaoke song: Pimpin All Over the World- Ludacris.

And so on.