DK's Playbook: The Finish-Her.

It's one of the most patented moves out there, but it's a move that you have to time correctly...or it can totally blow up in your face. Plus- it's not a move that just anyone can try. It's the massage technique...aka the Finish-Her (at least for me hah).

Let's say you're at the bar or whatever and you're hittin it off wit this chick, you wanna get a little more agressive so you tell her to sit down, have her back facin you and you decide to give her a lil shoulder rub. Once you get to this point, that's a HUGE dealbreaker bc it can go 1 of about 6 ways.

1) The good: Your hands work their magic on her shoulders/back and you notice how relaxed/dazed she becomes. But dazed for you- you got her if she begins to rock a bit, neck loosens and her head goes back almost in a sensual way hah. She keeps tellin you how good it feels and you keep goin for a few b4 you stop bc you don't want her fallin asleep on you. By then you got her in your spell, enchated. So easy a DK can do it.

2) The bad: You start massagin her but she's not respondin to you. In other words you're clownin yourself. She may like it but she's apathetic towards it, wonderin why you got your hands on her. It doesn't matter if you stop a second from now or 5 min from now, you just blew it by gettin too agressive.

3) The ugly: She hates massages and she squirms bc it feels funny.

4) The ugly: You suck, which means if you can't pleasure her like that how the fuck u gonna pleasure her when it counts hah. Most dudes who attempt to apply the Finish-Her fail because they're too rough, or don't know the technique. You can't just go hands-on and squeeze, repeat x50, she's not a spongebob. There's a way- but I'm not tellin you.

5) The bad: Yall are sober; and she's with friends who's ready to Kok Blok Dojo Academy your ass. Honestly, if you're gonna pull off the move, everyone should be drunk and it should be after 2am. By then no1 gives a fuck about a shit anyway.

6) The good: You don't need to do it.

In other words, be wise when applyin this move because it's basically an all-or-nothin maneuver. While yes, it's an easy way to get to feel on a girl- just like with everything in life- look before you touch and proceed with caution. Either you'll be her Trojan Man or you'll be her Craig Hansen; there's pretty much no other gray area. Back in my day when I had no conversing skills/over-agressive, I'd just put the move into use any chance I had...with minimum success. Now I rarely apply it because it's not necessary, or I just do it for the fuck of it. And so should you.

And so on.