March Madness Bettors Guide 3/29.

Yesterday: 2-0. Overall: 37-20-1.

Michigan State vs. Louisville (-7)
Oklahoma (+7) vs. UNC

And so on.

March Madness Bettors Guide 3/28.

Yesterday: 1-3. Overall: 35-20-1.

Missouri vs. UConn (-6)
Villanova (+2) vs. Pittsburgh

And so on.

What I learned tonight.

1) When my whole crew is together; nothin can ruin the night.

2) Idaho I forget even exists but it's the most underrated state in the nation.

3) Patron is still the G.O.A.T of liquors.

4) I've learned to enjoy flip cup because it's free beer you don't pay for.

5) My shirts with the crazy phrases on them as funny as they can be still don't have the pull that dressin neatly does.

6) Joder is the greatest word of all time, in any language.

7) Big East Dominance lives. Syracuse didn't get the job done but the rest of the teams left are gonna kill.

8) We overdraftin like na-na-na-na-na-naaaaa.

9) Girls only holla at you when you seem to have an agenda. Me and my boy were walkin back to the train station and after passin by Southern Hospitality one of the girls just shouted heyyyyyy. Then me and my boy stopped to talk to them and chilled for a few. But I had to meet up with the conglomerate. FUCK.

10) Quotes of the night (in no order):
a) "if I pulled a Jayson night, I wouldn't wake up until 4pm at least the next day...its not even a probably. it's happened"- Lauren
b) "I'm Cockasian"- Kiara
c) (after dancin successfully)
Me: Now that's G!
Eliza: Oh my God I'm a G???
d) "Do you have an online certification class for haters??"- Rosanna

And so on.

March Madness Bettors Guide 3/27.

Yesterday: 3-1. Overall: 34-17-1.

Arizona vs. Louisville (-9.5)
Syracuse (-1) vs. Oklahoma
Kansas (+1) vs. Michigan State
Gonzaga (+7.5) vs. UNC

And so on.

March Madness Bettors Guide 3/25.

Sunday: 3-5. Overall: 31-16-1.
By Region-
East: 9-3
South: 9-2-1
Midwest: 4-8
West: 9-3

Purdue vs. UConn (-6.5)
Xavier vs. Pittsburgh (-7)
Missouri (+4.5) vs. Memphis
Villanova (+2) vs. Duke

And so on.

March Madness Bettors Guide 3/22.

Yesterday: 7-1. Overall: 28-11-1.

Arizona State vs. Syracuse (-2.5)
Wisconsin vs. Xavier (-4)
Dayton (+8) vs. Kansas
Cleveland State (+3) vs. Arizona
Oklahoma State vs. Pittsburgh (-8.5)
Marquette vs. Missouri (-3.5)
Southern Cal (+4) vs. Michigan State
Siena vs. Louisville (-11.5) (Note: I love how the young Saints play but today L'Ville is gonna bring the pain, especially after their lackluster performance on Friday.)

And so on.

Randomology.

1) There is nowhere better than chillin in NYC. Absolutely none. Hoboken might be a distant 2nd but everywhere else seems to be in their own little fuckin bubble. Bell Boulevard, are you fuckin jokin me? All the bars say 23+ ID (which initially sounds dope because that means more mature crowd) but that's all a load of bullshit. To me I feel like if you're goin out around there or on LI or some other shit then either you're underage or refuse to leave your bubble.

2) The way people act around me sometimes I ask myself "what is it I'm missing (besides money)?"

3) I can't wait to get back to work with Adidas this Tuesday. Even if it's one day; I've been waitin for this day for 3 months. And it's perfect timing because just about all of my tax return is gone.

4) My March Madness bracket is still pretty decent. I did lose an Elite 8 team in Boston College (why I had them goin far is primarily because their PG Troy Bell is a problem) but I need Nova to get to the Final 4. My bracket is doin better than Obama's ha. The tourney itself hasn't been all that exciting; aside from a few games. Siena-Ohio State was prob the best thus far.

5) So on May 1st, WaMu officially becomes Chase and they mailed my Chase card in the mail. Fuck. I'm gonna miss WaMu and will keep my Gold card as a souvenir.

6) I've gained 3 pounds kickboxin...yet it's all muscle.

7) My Knicks just need to tank it after 2 embarassing as fuck losses to the Nets and...Sacramento Kings. By 27 at home???? They hadn't even beat an Eastern Conference team all year before that! Then of course, they're gonna play hard at Orlando (albeit lose).

8) I'm guessin this week, Obama haters have had quite a bit to cheer about. First off- his approval rating has dropped below 60% and now there's this Freudian slip that they've ALL been waiting for. Needless to say, the Special Olympics people were up in arms sayin "the damage has already been done and no apology could fix it." Dear God ha.

9) An MTA fare hike is impending. NIGHTMARES. From $2 to $2.50 per ride???

10) I was readin this shit yesterday and it just questions chicks' motives even more. But a few things about this shit:
a) She's 30 years younger than him so unless he's one of em oldish ppl on those Viva Viagra commercials I've been seein on CBS for March Madness, you know they ain't fuckin. Being 36 she's just comin out of her peak of her sexual nature so she had to get off somehow.
b) She could get it mainly bc of her long ass legs.
c) Bitchin about "only" $36 million considerin what's been poppin lately with the whole Madoff thing is askin for her to get lynched.
d) Spendin $100K/week on a fuckin racing boat is downright ludacrious but then again when you're cakin like that you're bored.
e) Of course if you're gonna be a golddigger and know your sugar-daddy is gonna peace out on yo ass you're gonna try to apologize. But it's too late to 'pologizeeeee. TOO LATEEEEE. Or so you think; but of course the cougar would get her way in the end.
f) She wanted to have children? Ha. While I do buy into that; why would you wait 4 years AFTER marriage to start having kids?

And so on.